Well, I'm officially unemployed. Yay?

Also, my aunt's going to be fine. They did a scan, gave her some medication, and sent her home, so... yeah.

Just a quick update on real life (other than, you know, the job from hell ( Read more... )

I will not kill my coworkers. I will not kill my coworkers. I will not kill my coworkers. I will not kill my coworkers. I will not... oh, who am I kidding? Some of these people would try the patience of a saint ( Read more... )

Yuletide story? Finished and posted, making it the 1188th work uploaded.

Sleep managed? Not much at all.

Work? Getting dressed now.

If anyone hears about a zombie sighting at a restaurant in a small Tennessee town, don't worry. It's just me.

Why is it that the only nights I physically cannot fall asleep are the ones when I really need to go to bed early? Because I'm opening at the Restaurant of Doom™ in the morning and therefore have to get up in, oh, a little over four hours. Except I've yet to fall asleep ( Read more... )

Moving date? Set for January 7th, with me actually making it to Maryland on the 9th. Unless an ice storm and/or blizzard and/or tornado hits, all of which are possible in Tennessee in early January.Bedroom? Cleaned up enough that my friends at least have room to sit down on the floor in front of the TV ( Read more... )

For those of you who don't live in the South, pretty much the entire region has been having storms and heavy rain all day long. Lots of flash flood warnings, creeks and rivers overflowing, roads blocked off because they're underwater, the works. And lucky, lucky, lucky me was scheduled to close at the Restaurant of Doom ( Read more... )

First of all, I would like to state for the record that I just had the night from hell. Quite literally, in fact. I'm fairly certain that Lucifer himself showed up for a little while in the form of an especially aggravating customer.

Now for my question. My current work schedule is as follows:

Tonight: night shift, closing server. (Should be home ( Read more... )

One of my coworkers (former manager - currently a cook) teasingly asked another coworker (a waiter) to make sure that he watered the Christmas tree before he left to go home. The waiter, being the utter genius that he is, made sure to do just that.

... except it's a fake tree.

Being an idiot, I let my mom convince me to watch the pilot of Criminal Minds. Is anyone surprised to hear that I'm completely hooked ( Read more... )